When the dog is about to bite the woman, the
man intervenes and kicks the dog.
A reporter was seeing all this.
He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this in newspaper.
Tomorrow the headline will be
'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."
The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here.
I am from US". Reporter “OK. Then the headline will be
US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG".
Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen.
I'm a = Pakistani national".
Next day, the headline in the paper read
.... ...
TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG.
Read each word Reversely
Read each word Reversely:
A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
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but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done………
Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?
O.K
Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.
Thora sa or bura manlo :p
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:p
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo;-)
1———
2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
.
.
.
! U 2
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody
I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough about me... how r u ?
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR
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Your network tariff has changed!
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Press down if u think u r MAD
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P
U r a nice person…
U r a nice person…but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
6 truths of life
6 truths of life:-1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
When u feel sad….
When u feel sad….To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
I put my dog out of the window
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
What? is a difference betweena Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.
Only you were selected
My eyes detectedMy heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
International day for mentally disabled
Today is an international dayfor the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done………
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?
O.K
Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.
Thora sa or bura manlo :p
Mental hospital is not so far
Twinkle Twinkle little star,You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
What is the difference betweenMonkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:p
How Pakistani professors speak english
How Pakistani professors speak english,1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.
Close ur eyes n think about yourself
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo;-)
Your 5 qualities
Ur 5 qualities:1———
2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Hey friend remember that without stupidity
Hey friend remember thatwithout stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
Someone misses you
SomeOne..MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
No visits…no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
A monkey has been severely injured
Where r u?U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
Evil made a mother-in-law.
God thought that sincehe couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
When somebody who is deeply in love
When somebody who is deeplyin Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind
I have lots of jokes in my inbox
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
.
.
.
! U 2
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Most people have 5 senses.Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Why do men chase women?
Question: Why do men chase womenwhen they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.
3 ways to break d mirror
In 3 ways u can break d mirror…1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
You are ULLU
U r UltimateU r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody
I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough about me... how r u ?
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
HEIGHT OF Bindasness:
Entering late in the Class without permission & saying to Mam-
.
.
.
.
HEY SWEETIE,
CARRY ON. DON'T STOP FOR ME
Entering late in the Class without permission & saying to Mam-
.
.
.
.
HEY SWEETIE,
CARRY ON. DON'T STOP FOR ME
1.Take a Cigar daily- U'll die 10 yrs early.
2.Drink Rum daily- U'll die 30 yrs early.
3.Luv Sum1 Truly- U'll die daily
An analogy 4 Btech coll lecturers teachin..
Dey teach us 2 make PLAIN RICE in clas & expect us 2 make
PALAV, BIRYANI, GHEE RICE etc.In Exam:D
Dey teach us 2 make PLAIN RICE in clas & expect us 2 make
PALAV, BIRYANI, GHEE RICE etc.In Exam:D
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
.
Astro: When u deliver a baby, then baby's father will die.
.
Lady: Thank god my husband is safe.:D
.
Astro: When u deliver a baby, then baby's father will die.
.
Lady: Thank god my husband is safe.:D
Principal: all students try to get above 95%
Students: no sir we are try 2 100%
P: are u joking
S: Nee yabba evadu bey first joke chesindhi...
Students: no sir we are try 2 100%
P: are u joking
S: Nee yabba evadu bey first joke chesindhi...
CORPORATE FACT: "When I don’t do it on time, "I AM LAZY!" When my Boss doesn’t do it on time, "HE IS BUSY!" "POSITION MAKES THE DIFFERNCE" | |
Awesome Words By Dr. A.P.J. Kalam: "First Bench students Are Intelligent.. Until Last Bench Students Don't Participate In the Competition..."
If U've Reasons For Liking Someone,
Then U R Using Ur Mind..
Bt If U Like Someone For No Reason,
Then U R Using Ur Heart
Then U R Using Ur Mind..
Bt If U Like Someone For No Reason,
Then U R Using Ur Heart
?
?
?
?
Oh i know the answer but I’ll tell you later. Right now I’m busy ;)
Pass it on:
"Forgiving a Terrorist is left to GOD.. But fixing their appointment with GOD is our Responsibility"
-INDIAN ARMY...
Short n meaningful true thought.
SUCCESS introduces u to d WORLD...! DEFEAT introduces the world to YOU....
SUCCESS introduces u to d WORLD...! DEFEAT introduces the world to YOU....
What is Flirting?
The only skill or talent, tht v can't include in our bio-data or resume, despite of having yrs of Exp. n no. of references!!!
The only skill or talent, tht v can't include in our bio-data or resume, despite of having yrs of Exp. n no. of references!!!
I wud never mind if u dont miss me or u dont need me,
but u'll realy hurt me when u need me n u dont tell me.
Alwaz keep ur wife/gfrnd picture on UR mobile, Whenever U face any problem jst c D picture & say, if I can handle her I can handle anything.;-)
"I studied everything bt never topped, Bt today the toppers of the best universities are my employees"
-Bill Gates ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING
-Bill Gates ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING
HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE: A little girl praying on New Year evening-"Dear Lord, this new yr plz send cloths 4 those poor girls, who r in my bro's laptop
How to kill a girl?
Give her beautiful dress, nice jewellary, costly cosmetics and lock her in a room without a mirror.TadapTadap kar maregi.
Give her beautiful dress, nice jewellary, costly cosmetics and lock her in a room without a mirror.TadapTadap kar maregi.
What's Height of Dreaming ??
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Bill gates came to me n asked...
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Yaar Tare Paas XP ki CD ho to denaa...
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Bill gates came to me n asked...
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Yaar Tare Paas XP ki CD ho to denaa...
I ASKED GOD- Y MY FRIEND IS SO SWEET SO CUTE SO KIND HEARTED SO CHARMING SO GORGEOUS HE SAID YE SANGAT KA ASAR HAI.JAISE TUM WAISE TUMHARE DOST. | ||
Whats the coolest thing about examination hall? | ||
Luv is-wen we drink d same coconut water putin 2 straws Frndshp is dt whn we hav 1 coconut & we use nly 1 strw & say "sale pura mat pi jana" :) | ||
d toughest character in dis world is acting as a friend to ur lover..U r nt able to express ur loving words,nd u can't even speak friendly too:-) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
One of the most sad part of life: "It is tough wen some1 special starts to ignore u! But it's evn tougher to pretend that u dont mind.."
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